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Joke of the Day

"An average teenage boy nowadays has seen more naked women than all of their ancestors put together."

"Today's joke from Russian-language Internet ""You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"" 'What? Where?"" ""Pretty much everywhere."""

"Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Just do it."

"They say ""confidence"" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say, ""not banging my friends"" would be a very close 2nd"

"What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church"

"My phone just autocorrected ""doofus"" to ""doodie""...and I thought *I* was immature."

"What is long, hard and has cum in it.....? A cucumber"

"Whats the longest running Canadian joke? Terry Fox"

"I hope the mysterious food thief at the office enjoys the dog food marinara and Jello with my toenail clippings I made for him/her."

"Cartoons lied to me as a child. I was lead to believe quicksand was going to be a much larger problem in life."