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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog go into the church? The doors were open."
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"Change is inevitable... Unless you go to a vending machine."
"Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"
"What's big, black, and explodes when shaken? A COKe bottle."
"A microwave with three only buttons. 1. Hot Pocket 2. Pizza Rolls 3. 4 Hot Pockets and 60 Pizza Rolls"
"What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common? They both wipe out Klingons."
"One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like. The meteorologist replied, ""Hail, Hitler!"""
"Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?"
"A guy walks into a bar... He says ouch."
"Are you dylsexic? Probably."