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Joke of the Day
"I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me."
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"I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances."
"Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!"
"Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans? Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere."
"i couldn't tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles"
"What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires? He shrugged and said, ""I've got asparagus."""
"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."
"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"
"Is there any Indian left? No, there's naan left."
"Love means never having to say youaTMre Canadian."