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Joke of the Day
"Where do pirates go in the summer? In ARRgentina."
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"The last person who bought golden oreos at my Neighborhood's Walgreens and realized there was an entire row missing. I'm so sorry.."
"If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024...."
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"Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match? Because they rain supreme."
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"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."
"Why did Sally fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. ""knock knock"" ""whose there?"" ""not sally!"""