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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef..."
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"My cat rolled on my weed tray and now half my weed is stuck in her fur......Do I smoke my cat?"
"Why is there a show called ""When Animals Attack""? It should be called ""When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."""
"Some thieves stole tofu. Authorities have no leads yet on this tasteless crime. credit to The Oregonian, pretty much"
"Cheese and schizophrenia -Which cheese is schizophrenic? -Halloumi"
"Hey girl, did you get your tickets *lips slowly part to reveal a mouthful of tiny little teeth with massive gums* to the GUM show?"
"Doctor Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course come back tomorrow!"
"My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house."
"What's a Yankee? It's like a quickie except you do it yourself."
"Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing."