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Joke of the Day
"Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks."
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"""Torture me"" said the masochist. ""No"" the sadist smiled."
"Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Happy saint Patricks Day!"
"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."
"Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints!"
"What's the difference between a feminist and an archangel that dislikes Biblical prophets? One is a Dan-hating Mike. The other is a man-hating dyke. edit: spelling because of anal dykes"
"My wife is much happier with a beer inside her. I just wish she'd drink it afterwards."
"I love how baguettes get stale after about 12 hours. Life is so beautiful and fragile."