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Joke of the Day

"Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Happy saint Patricks Day!"

"Sexy subjunctives... ... give you would."

"A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**"

"Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"

"Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them."

"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"

"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."

"And on the eighth day, God let the dogs out. And there was much confusion among the Baha Men."

"60% of all secretaries can type... The other 40% are huntn' peckers."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !"