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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a heard of sperm whales? Bukkake."

"Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning."

"What does a bored Spaniard eat? Aburrido."

"These generic frosted flakes are ooooooookay."

"There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters."

"What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood? m'hogany"

"So I heard the Brits have a new dating app It's called Kinder."

"When you're as good at levitation as I am... It's hard to keep your feet on the ground."

"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."

"Wanna hear a joke? My social life."