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Joke of the Day
"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"
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"Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job."
"I've never been one for Nazi jokes... I've been nein for them."
"If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would stop for directions!"
"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."
"Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror? Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too."
"In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I'm not his wife.We broke it off...Single again"
"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"
"Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too."
"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"