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Joke of the Day
"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"
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"Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF."
"What Does Donald Trump Say as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a clever point made at one's expense? Toupee' my friend...Toupee'"
"Science flies you to the moon Religion flies you into buildings"
"Psychics develop their ""6th sense"" as soon as their sense of shame is dwarfed by their sense of how gullible people are."
"I like my women like I like my coffee ... ... ground up and in the freezer."
"Watching my kids play the Xbox Kinect and it's taking me back to when I was a kid and we had this great game called playing outside."
"I am finally going to stop procrastinating. Starting tomorrow..."
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris the whole cemetry disappeared."
"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"