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Joke of the Day
"One day... I'll look up what procrastination means."
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"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."
"A man sued an airline company after they lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case."
"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"
"Why are Native American strippers the best? When they dance they make it rain."
"What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up. "
"How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? Me...........Owwwwww!!"
"You know that feeling when you've had a long day at work, you drive home and nothing is going your way? It's probably because you're driving in the wrong lane."
"Best place to hide stuff? Page two in Google search results!"
"I asked my girlfriend if looks and money were important to her when choosing a boyfriend... she said ""Clearly not."" :-("