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Joke of the Day

"How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? Me...........Owwwwww!!"

"Does this optic nerve make me look?"

"I visited Amsterdam this summer, and decided to have sex with a prostitute. It was an overall positive experience. Sadly, it was an HIV positive experience."

"What piece of furniture can you find in a gay frat house? A bromosectional"

"Han Solo had a much cooler older brother called Drum"

"RIP Bugs Bunny Attempts to reanimate him failed."

"We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons."

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they hate Dick's"

"I've decided to give karate a break for a little while... I guess you could say I am going on a HI-YA-tus."

"""I don't want to make a spectacle..."" Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job."