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Joke of the Day
"A man sued an airline company after they lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case."
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"The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism. That's right - Curiosity killed the cat"
"My body is a temple but only because it hates Palestine"
"""911 whats ur emergency"" omg im DYING ""we'll send someone right awa"" i met THE funiest guy ""ok wait so ur not actualy"" AND HE STABBED ME"
"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."
"I lost my watch at a party once... I saw this guy stepping on it while sexually assaulting a girl. I walked up to him and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch."
"People who use that snobby pronunciation of ""vase"" make me want to punch them in the foz."
"If you leave me a voicemail, congratulations. You've just given me the gift of anxiety."
"In my office, I tried pushing the envelope... But it's still stationery."
"Did you hear who Deez Nuts is picking as a running mate? Shaft."