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Joke of the Day
"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."
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"What was Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite art form? Exi-stencilism"
"Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work."
"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles? ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor"
"Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He bombed on stage."
"The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10"
"I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake."
"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""can I get you a drink"" to which Descartes replies, ""I think not"" and *poof* Descartes disappears."
"I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone"