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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"

"I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale."

"This is an ugly term. This ""Stalker"". I prefer unpaid investigator."

"Blonde: Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch. Doctor: You have a broken finger."

"I just went to an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers."

"My daughter said she was in a memoir. I was intrigued until I realized what she said was meme war. Whatever tickles your fancy, Love."

"A hipster burnt his tongue Drinking coffee before it was cool."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college? Bi-son"

"I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out."

"The reason I married an Asian chick... Is so I get to eat Chinese every night."