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Joke of the Day
"I just went to an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers."
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"The worst part of a Halloween party with a bunch of techies is bobbing for apps."
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"""
"""I got your back"" ""And I got your nose"" ""Ooh I want his feet"" Mr. Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it"
"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer."
"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""
"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""
"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"
"How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight"
"What do you call a pompous piece of bread? A braguette."