143831
Joke of the Day
"I just went to an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers."
Next Joke
"4yo: I want to play squirt guns Me: You mean when you squirt me all day and laugh, and if I squirt you, you cry? 4yo: YES Me: Okay, let's go"
"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"
"What's a pirates favourite video game genre? Arr-PG's"
"I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, ""excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, ""no, you are."""
"What did Batman say at the deli? Got ham?"
"Oops! I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it."
"You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word ""sober"" without making air quotes"
"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."