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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale."

"Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is.. Prank Caller- Huh??? Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog..."

"How many redditors does it take to send a letter? Three. One to post it, and two to repost it."

"What's the difference between a government bond and a man? *The bond matures.*"

"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."

"Why did Simba's dad die? Because he didn't Muv-fasta"

"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."

"Die Hard (1988):A cop stops terrorists in a building Therapist:Sounds cool but lets discuss how ur parents named u the title/year of a movie"

"I hope that bee enjoyed the close-up of my face because that's the last thing he ever saw. #rip"

"If orange is the new black? then Donald Trump is black"