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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""

"I told the barber, ""a little off the top."" So he gave me a circumcision."

"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls"

"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"

"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""

"I bumped into Brad Pitt the other day They say you shouldn't meet your heroes, but I think Brad handled it really well."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ... I'll show my way out"

"He raised an eyebrow, put his hand down and with one eye on the table, looked expressionless. Never play poker against Mr Potato Head."

"Twitter: The addiction that talks back."

"What's the difference between a battery and a women? The Battery has a positive side."