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Joke of the Day

"Why did butcher and doctor both have go to same bar? meat cleaver or outside they both drink bar alcohol. Then doctor said ""what about the other guy"" (Other guy is guy who is meat)"

"What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date? A sunken chest with no booty."

"I've reached the age where if I see a wet T-shirt contest, I worry the girls might catch cold."

"Can we all agree to just stop what we're doing for 5 minutes and get a worldwide airplane safety speech and then we can skip them forever?"

"I just make stuff up as I go. I call it Jazz Parenting."

"Why was the lonely instantiated object always asked to sit in the hallway at school? Because only friends were allowed to access the class."

"There were so many vampires at my Halloween party I lost Count. ]"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."