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Joke of the Day

"Why did butcher and doctor both have go to same bar? meat cleaver or outside they both drink bar alcohol. Then doctor said ""what about the other guy"" (Other guy is guy who is meat)"

"How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potatoe"

"Saw some Advil on the floor this morning and sincerely thought ""Better just leave it there so I know where it is."""

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."

"Types of cows What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"

"If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt"

"If a murderous killing machine came back from the future.. And calculated all matrices. Would he be the Determinator?"

"Willie Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000. The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them."

"What's blue and smells like red paint? Just guess. BLUE PAINT."