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Joke of the Day
"A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster."
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"How far away is the US Army's website? Just a few klicks away."
"Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering."
"Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind... I wouldn't want to spread it"
"What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? Ellen Degenerates"
"Do you ever feel bored on reddit, because you read everything already? I guess you could say you've reddit already"
"My neighbour really pissed me off last night... He kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over. I wouldn't mind normally but it was all night long."
"Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out."
"My boyfriend broke up with because I make too many Linkin Park references, but in the end it doesn't even matter."
"My friend started calling the toilet the Jim instead of the John He said it sounds better when he tell people he goes to the Jim everyday."