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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind... I wouldn't want to spread it"

"Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'."

"There is nothing more hypocritical than a Buddhist saying, ""YOLO"""

"5% of America thinks we're doing well. The other 95% thinks we could do gooder."

"If you're not part of the solution, I think... well, technically, that makes you insoluble sediment."

"What do your girlfriends personality and breasts have in common? They're both flat."

"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."

"What animal brings the most boys to the yard? The [milk snake](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_snake)"

"Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."

"Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery? Currant Affairs"