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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering."
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"Just realized why my Grandpa called his sideburns thigh ticklers Excuse me guys while I go walk in front of a bus"
"Some would say firemen deserve more money. A pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor."
"What do you call an unconvincing stick insect? Unreali-stick"
"A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors."
"What's the fastest way to ruin free pie? Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning"
"Did you hear about the musician that was put on death row? It's said that he is gonna be exefluted."
"wear a condom... i kid you not"
"2 grams for $40??? Son, you are getting soooooo ripped off. Go see Jermaine on Fremont St. Tell him Your Mother sent you."
"I was just at a cell phone convention and stopped at the Virgin Mobile booth. It was just a bunch of nuns in wheelchairs."