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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street...... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close."

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"

"If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like ""oh yeah this makes sense."""

"When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff."

"Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? Because the competition is stiff."

"""I love all quilts, regardless of quality."" - blanket statement"

"Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12. #threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem"

"Why nuns don't wear bras? God supports everything."

"Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me. I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted."

"What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl? In Sink!"