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Joke of the Day
"how does a moel make his money? he collects the tips."
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"Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents"
"It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day."
"""Honey, am I fat?"" ""No, not at all"" ""You're lying"" ""I swear. By the way, you got something on your chin... no, the other one"""
"Why does Snape teach options and not herbology? His lily died"
"How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend? He has two clean fingers."
"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"I read a book about a transsexual woman with a speech impediment.. It was titled 'Man or Myth'"
"Me at age 5 ""I wish I had a $1"" Me at age 10 ""I wish I had $100"" Me at age 17 ""I wish I had $1,000,000"" Me at age 26 ""I wish I had $1"""