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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
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"[JanSport keynote address] (audience grumbling) ""where is he?"" *CEO emerges from backpack on stage* *crowd goes nuts*"
"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."
"What's black, white, and red all over? White emo kids."
"""Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia."" Mike Tyson: ""That's easy. It's Perth!"""
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Campbell in the chin. He broke every bone in that leg."
"George R.R. Martin writes Game of Thrones books... ...and makes a killing out of them."
"People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst."
"Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back."
"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."