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Joke of the Day

"How did Wendy die? The baconator"

"Who granted the fish's wish? Fairy codmother"

"I just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move."

"What happens after it rains in gotham city? a waynebow."

"What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball? You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball."

"I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from... ...but then I remembered the Alamo"

"The Force can make you lift a spaceship out of the swamp, but proper sentence structure teaching, it can not."

"I'm going to start an education program aimed at changing kids' reading habits to post-rapture Christian novels. It's called ""no, child, 'Left Behind!'"""

"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"

"Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."