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Joke of the Day

"How did Wendy die? The baconator"

"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""

"What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines."

"Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors it would be chicken sedans."

"What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire. An ash hoe."

"I do this thing where I suddenly become visible to people only when they need me."

"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"

"What's the highest thing in existence? A female's issues. They won't ever be able to get over them."

"It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something."

"Groucho Marx once said: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."