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Joke of the Day
"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."
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"I have the head of a German Shepard and the body of a 16 year old boy.... They're both in my car and I want you to see them."
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"How to equally divide a cake among five people with only three cuts Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, ""Do you also want a piece?"""
"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."
"Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby"
"[new euphemism]: ""As worthless as the last sheet on a roll of paper towels"""
"Good cop: We got you red-handed! Weatherman cop: Well there's a 70% chance of guilt but I'd go ahead and make weekend plans"