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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower? Brainwashed."
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"Lochte turns up late for his Brazil hearing... ""Very sorry Your Honour, I got held up"""
"Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it"
"What's the easiest way to find a gay West Virginian? All his cousins are male!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"
"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"
"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two away from a threesome."
"[highspeed chase] ANCIENT GREEK COP: Damn they're getting away *turns on Siren* [several nearby ships are lured to their doom]"
"I asked my German friend how many jews there are in Germany today He replied: I don't know, do you want me to gas? (This is conversation actually took place like an hour ago)"
"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."