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Joke of the Day

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite... This post is not longer available due to a trademark claim by Fine Brothers Entertainment."

"Uhhh, sorry Mozart, but a Wolf gang is called a pack. Smh"

"What is a gay horse's favorite meal? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

"The opposite of SpongeBob SquarePants is TowelWeave CircleShorts"

"It's really crazy that you don't hear a round of applause every time you order a salad."

"Expeditions to Mars Russian expedition: ""Well, there is Mars."" American expedition: ""Well, there are the life forms. Disgusting"" Chinese expedition: ""Not if you know how to cook them properly"""

"What's an old carpenter's biggest issue? Losing teeth."

"Being married vs being gay: Either way you're going to have somebody stuck up your ass."

"It is a good thing butt cracks are vertical... If they were horizontal, we would hear clapping every time someone used the stairs."

"What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage."