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Joke of the Day

"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well the flag for one is a big plus. Badum tss."

"Why did the boy die? Because he ate honey nectar and then went to the store and tried to buy some mustard and got eaten by a Stegosaurus"

"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."

"Person submits resume and gets a job. ."

"What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish"

"What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? PedoPHILE"

"What's a Buccaneer? They're on the side of your buccin head."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers."

"Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"Why'd the baker resort to prostitution? Because they knead the dough."