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Joke of the Day
"What do Oranges and Apples have in common? They're both orange except for the Apple."
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"Is that dress white and gold or black and blue? Either way, it's refressing seeing a debate about color in America that wasn't started by a cop killing someone. @NatBaimel"
"Hillary will be the most transparent president ever... ... because she will have every state secret sitting on an insecure server in her basement. hahahaha *cry*"
"Enough with the bass jokes. Just drop it. wubwubwub"
"What's the difference between a bum and a crust punk Patches ;D"
"What do you with a dying chemist? Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!"
"What do you call a horny skeleton? A boner *ba dum tssssssss*"
"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia."
"Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey... He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something EDIT: formatting"