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Joke of the Day

"What do Oranges and Apples have in common? They're both orange except for the Apple."

"My wife asked me ""What's on the TV?"" - I said ""Dust!"""

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"After a tornado tore through town, thankfully no one was hurt. The trees were stripped bare, though. God breathed a sigh of releaf."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel."

"My wife is like listening to my favorite music with the volume up. Fucking the neighbour."

"What do vegan zombies say? GRAAAAAAINS!"

"Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't."

"I wanted to make a joke about quantum physics, but I wasn't sure if I should. So I did and didn't."

"I know you seen me continuously push the ""close doors"" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward"