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Joke of the Day
"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"
Next Joke
"Told by a 7 year old boy: How do you drop on an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it. Concrete floors are really hard to crack. Then he said ""you were thinking about the egg weren't you!"""
"Me: smells like upyou'refreetogo in here. Cop: what's upyou'refreetogo? Me: *finger guns* catch ya later Cop: aww damn lol got me again"
"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish? His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!"
"What did the cookie farmer say? ""I've been raisin' cookies."""
"This is how bad immigration is getting. I walked into my local corner shop wondering if I could pay by my card and all I said was ""Visa?"" The fucking twat ran off!"
"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them"
"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"
"TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."