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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D"

"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"

"What do you call a fly that literally can't even?"

"LPT: When you can't think of something to say to a girl, just tell her a joke about the titanic. It will really break the ice."

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"What do you call the crazy people who always hang out with musicians? Bass players"

"I came home to find shit all over my rug. Owning a dog would really help me feel better right about now."

"""THIS SUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!!!""-what i just screamed in subway as i spit black olives all over a 7 year old."

"What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common? Hare loss."

"Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand."