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Joke of the Day

"Day 2 of being Kidnapped. Kidnappers have now committed suicide."

"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."

"How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant? Two men a nite."

"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"

"The most misogynistic joke you will ever hear Why did the motorcyclist get charged for manslaughter when he killed his wife? Because he was drunk and never meant to ride in the kitchen."

"Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth long ears"

"What's in a name? Boy asks a girl: Is your name WiFi? Girl: No, why? Boy: Because I am feeling a connection."

"I'm not sure how I can prove it, but I think I'm actually more stupid since joining Twitter..."

"I never know what to do with my hands when I'm at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me."