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Joke of the Day

"The most misogynistic joke you will ever hear Why did the motorcyclist get charged for manslaughter when he killed his wife? Because he was drunk and never meant to ride in the kitchen."

"How do you call Niggeria leaving EU? blackout"

"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."

"Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face."

"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big."

"I finally figured out what I want to be when I'm older... younger."

"The awkward moment when you say, ""I love you,"" then the pizza delivery guy says, ""That'll be $12.46, please."""

"I'm funny. But hey looks aren't everthing! Source: roger miller"

"Knock Knock Who's there... Little Boy Blue... Little Boy Blue Who... Michael Jackson..."

"How to ask for a raise Employee: Sir, I really need a salary increment, 4 companies are after me. Boss: Which 4? Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card."