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Joke of the Day
"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."
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"Nothing like a left handshake to make me wonder why you're weird."
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"GOOD COP: I hate crime! BAD COP: I lost my gun. BRAD COP: Check out my abs."
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"What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant."
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"Not sure if my cooking skills have improved or taste buds have adapted."