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Joke of the Day

"GOOD COP: I hate crime! BAD COP: I lost my gun. BRAD COP: Check out my abs."

"Someone just told me ""if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he'll never visit!"" So on that note, I no longer believe in cancer."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, dozen tit"

"I got a new stick of deoderant. Instructions said: 'remove cap & push up bottom'. I can barely walk but when I fart the room smells lovely"

"I refuse to work with compost It's degrading"

"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."

"Fun things to do pt 1 When you're stuck in traffic and some guy revs up his engine just yell out ""alright we get it you have a small penis"""

"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."

"I lied to the doctor when asked my crush's blood type. Now she knows what rejection feels like."

"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"