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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that joke Ray Rice made? It has a great punchline."
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"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."
"Just like to give a shout out to the guy who plays triangle in our orchestra. Thanks for every ting."
"Me: Just to be safe, we should quarantine Texas and nuke it from space. CW: That seems like an overreaction to Ebola. Me: They have Ebola?"
"Those Weren't Raisinets: A Mouse Tale"
"I just heard because of the government shutdown government archeologists are working with a skeleton crew."
"How do you think the unthinkable? An Ithberg!"
"skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up"
"Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free"
"me: ""so is this a date?"" hitchhiker: ""um"""