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Joke of the Day
"Why are dogs always thirsty? Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO"
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"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"
"So, it is clear now that the only person who can stop a Trump presidency is Hillary Clinton... ...by conceding in favour of Bernie Sanders."
"How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb."
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."
"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"
"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."
"There's no point to a dull knife."
"I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton."
"What did the knife say to the pretty lady? Nothing, she knew what was coming..."