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Joke of the Day
"This reminds me of a saying my dad used to tell me as a young boy growing up ""I hate you son"""
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"What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."
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"What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!"
"What did the tree say while it was being transplanted? Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!"
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"Knock knock... Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"
"I totally owned the mosh pit at the One Direction concert last night."