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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !"
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"""Hello, this is Steve, my wife is listening."" - How I answer every phone call since my wife bought Bluetooth for my car."
"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."
"What should you use to make a boat explode? A weapon of mast destruction."
"Did you hear about the black guy that jumped off of the Empire State Building Black lives splatter"
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila"
"Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy? Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone."
"Me: *disappears for a few weeks* Friends: *No concern* Me: *Posts inspirational quote on FB* Friends: Dude, you okay? You need to talk?"
"I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt."
"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wanted me to drive -The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)"