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Joke of the Day

"A tiny bucket asks to leave work early because he's sick His boss looks him over. Alright you can, i notice you are a little pail."

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"The toilet on the train was out of order, so I had to sit there and hold it for half an hour. A woman who was sat opposite, looked at me in disgust and asked ""Is that a fucking poo in your hand?"""
"If Adam had been gay We would have all been fucked, except Eve"
"Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either."
"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."
"Not now, inspirational quotes on my cough drop wrapper."
"If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for? Their age!"
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? NSFW a sunken chest with no booty!"
"""LOL, NOPE"" -Me, 25 seconds into the marathon"
"""You are what you eat"" I whisper to myself as I pour my dead dog's ashes into my cat's food bowl"
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