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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In the kitchen."
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"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"
"my drafts folder is a lot like all of my exes. they totally made sense in my head at the time, but now I cringe when I look at them."
"My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day."
"A horse who got its face blown off in a war walks into a bar Bartender goes ""why the long...oh"". What a dick."
"Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"A man came to my door today, and asked if I would donate to building the community pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison."
"Teacher: ""Who built the first American car?"" Student: ""Me Pilgrims."" Teacher: ""The Pilgrims?"" Student: ""Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."""
"Naughty Boy Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly one of the boys stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"