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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Nightwing in a coffin? Dick in a box."
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"They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I love my d*ck! I don't want it to be sliced off by the women I cheated on..."
"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."
"An electrician walks into intensive care and yells: Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'"
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her."
"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."
"A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it."
"Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?"
"For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks."
"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"