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Joke of the Day

"Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day? There's a nap for that!"

"What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb."

"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"

"Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? It was stuffed."

"What is a pedophile's favorite guitar chord? A minor"

"I searched deep in the anals of history and found nothing but shit... Or ""The annals of history are mostly full of shit..."" *maybe that can be an adage or something?"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"Your momma is like a shotgun... Two cocks and she's loaded"

"Interviewer: So why did you leave your last job? Me: Someone found out my birthday and decorated my cubicle with balloons."

"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"