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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm going to take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it..."
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"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."
"Why do we eat? Because we are hungry"
"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"What instrument do skeletons play? A trombone!"
"What do you call a circus full of mean people? A jerkus."
"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"
"test :notes:"
"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"