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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"

"Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called ""Teacher"" who kept spoiling all our fun!"

"Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;("

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into England Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais."

"What did Jesse say to Woody when they were having a threesome with Buzz Lightyear? You've got a friend in me"

"Why is cowgirl my girlfriend's favorite position? Because she says I'm only good at fucking up."

"The pipes that my plumber installed are leaking... Clearly, he didn't give a flux."

"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."