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Joke of the Day

"Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called ""Teacher"" who kept spoiling all our fun!"

"Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away? ""Nut screws washer and bolts"""

"TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away."

"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."

"What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs? Third shift at the Waffle House."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other? See ya next month."

"I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I'm here to like' them."

"How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem? ""Oh secant, you say?"""

"Harry POTter? Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda."