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Joke of the Day

"Why is cowgirl my girlfriend's favorite position? Because she says I'm only good at fucking up."

"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "

"HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone."

"There are two types of people in the world And I hate them."

"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."

"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."

"I met my ex-wife at the gym. We didn't workout."

"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."

"Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction"

"What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?"