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Joke of the Day
"Why is cowgirl my girlfriend's favorite position? Because she says I'm only good at fucking up."
Next Joke
"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."
"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"
"weekend plans: -solitude -cheese"
"Did you hear the one about the chicken and the egg? They were trying to get each other off!"
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you do magic tricks? ME: *hands him back his business card* Is this your card? INTERVIEWER: holy shit"
"My grandpa is a total pervert My mom told me he had a stroke at my sister's piano recital"
"What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur? A velocirapture"
"I'm modest, so when it comes to sex I don't like to toot my own horn"
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"