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Joke of the Day
"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer."
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"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"
"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"
"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"
"What did the Nazi say to the clock that only went: ""tick ____ tick ____ tick ____"" ? ""Ve have Vays of making you tock!"""
"Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make. Unless you're super hungry, in which case you're allowed to mow people down."
"GUY (whose car died): can u help me? I need a jump ME (pulling a trampoline out of my trunk): im always prepared for emergencies like this"
"How did Captain Hook die ? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand."
"Son, you can't give me any shit about having to teach me phone or computer skills... ...after all, I taught you how to use a spoon. Props to my old man for that one."
"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"